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fun fact, if you live with someone and they die, even if your spouse is their legal, blood daughter, the probate court might still make you sell the house even if you have nowhere else to go and can't afford rent and you're already dealing with a mess of your own medical issues and resulting debt(which is an entirely different stresser we've been dealing with over the last year), just to cover their debts!
fun fact 2, I still have a bankruptcy on my credit report so guess how hard it's going to be to get a mortgage, which would be a lot cheaper then rent!
#make a fucking will I do'nt care how old you are#have a fucking will it'll make things so much easier for the people you leave behind#and life insurance#pay for decent life insurance#we got some but it'll be like#enough to cover some medical bills and moving expenses#sure as shit ain't enough for a down payment#let alone the dental surgery we bth need#much older issue#savings depleted due to rising fuel and food costs and assorted immediate emergencies#i am so tired of depending on other people for shelter tho#but if we can get a decent place that we control for good or ill#I'll feel better#on the upside it can be a nice reset button for our living situation#which has been...difficult due to reasons#related to the condition of this shithole#lol
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I'm realizing now that I could've saved these for like valentines day or something. Like bullshit these as valentine cards. Oh well.
#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#maybe ill draw something for the girls instead for the 14th#something cute like cupid outfits but instead of love they try to give you life insurance plans.
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Art commission by Nash Romi (aka door-insurance) 🥰🫶 Please hit him up for all your Chasemarsh needs!
#life is strange#chasemarsh#fanart#victoria chase#kate marsh#commission#door-insurance#mia's stuff#meme#dishwasher
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Imagine having to sit with Bakugo as he puts you on his insurance due to the fact that you have none and he has great coverage (due to being a hero and all)
It feels oddly domestic the way you and Katsuki go through the endless sheets of paperwork
You can’t help but giggle at how perfect his signature is, and he scowls at how yours isn’t even legible
“I’ll kick yer ass if the agency send all this shit back just because they can’t read your fuckin handwriting!”
The two of you were going strong in your relationship, more than just the typical boyfriend-girlfriend phase but not necessarily ready for being husband and wife just yet— you were finishing up getting your masters and Katsuki was now making high ranks in the hero world
Yet— Katsuki imagined your signature with his last name and how bad it’d look with your sloppy cursive… but his heart flutters at the idea
#real life experience lmao#bnha bakugo katsuki#katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugo katuski#bnha bakugou#bakugo katsuki#getting insurance is a bitch
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Animus
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#jd ex husband#it was a julien day for sure#john dory#jd trolls#trolls jd#i guess i should make a tag for julien#trolls oc julien#nice#trolls oc#i have fucking vampire empire in my head BFJEJFJVJRBSJ#maybe thats where the energy of this sketch came from#jd is mistrustful of julien because he was worried julien would kill him for his life insurance money#but he ALSO mistrustful because julien lip synchs#they would perform together in mount rageous but julien would never ad lib with jd#and then one day he found out why when he tried to sing into juliens mic and it wasnt on#anyway! lore in the tags lol#this is too much i understand but .. whatever .. we are having fun 😎
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Hmm. Nanny ogg reading tarot off a pinup calendar is this something
#cuz witches don't necessarily need the sort of. created-to-be-magic tools#discworld#'The Fireman... nasty work there luv. keep an eye on insurance policies that seem to rely on steady damage'#'this here... the 8 of urns. very portentous cuz of the 8. and the urns represent the finer things in life.'
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hot take but i think if someone's parent(s) have died the government should support the remaining child/adult children with financial stuff to the age 26 (the age it is for other adult children to remain on their parent's healthcare plans, car insurance, ect) because I should not have been paying bills or losing healthcare at 17
#personal#woo nelly some real life stuff is happening#and i am bitter about life#we STAY silly tho#sara shush#“but you get money when they die” no tf i did not we went into debt he didnt have life insurence#this is america you stay alive to work work work and if you die you burden your family
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every single time something good happens i’m always on edge, cuz it never stays good for long..
#i’m so tired of my life being so up and down#it makes me so anxious#i just got food stamps and medical insurance through my state and then i had an invoice from the state for over 1k like jesus christ#it can never stay good for long#i’m so tired of it#bpd shitposting#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd#bpd fp#actually borderline#bpd favorite person#bpd vent#bpd mood#bpd problems
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Accidental Internet Fame
Gothamites filming a bat sighting : "Is that Nightwing? Doing flips for no reason?"
Danny, clutching a milkshake in one hand & scrolling tumblr with the other, passing by, deadpan: "Very acrobatic"
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Gotham Reporter after an attack by Mr Freeze : "Rogue, Mr Freeze has finally been defeated by the Batman but not without leaving a trail of destruction in his wake"
Sleep deprived teenager, unfazed : "Who fucked with the thermostat?" (He isn't complaining though, ice boy likes the cold)
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Joker, holding a group of hostages whilst doing his dramatic villain thing on livestream : "Tick tock, Batsy!"
The most clown hating teenager coming out of unconsciousness to see this shit : "If I kill you, do you think I'll get arrested or a medal?"
Gotham would 100% give him a medal if he did kill the joker.
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Just,,, Danny accidentally becoming this internet meme not as Phantom but as this random twink who keeps appearing in random videos & say either the stupidest or most unhinged shit.
Bonus points if he begins to look into cameras like he's on the office. Pretend his ghost powers let him know when he's being filmed or something and so one day when a rogue says something dumb during a monologue he just looks to where he knows a camera is with a "WTF" face.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp#unfazed danny#“oh you're going to kill me random villain? Nope already cashed my life insurance so good luck declaring me dead”#Danny says the most unhinged shit as if it's normal#dude has no clue#unintentional gremlin actions#just give me Gotham adoring this random twink who gives no reactions to the weird shit in gotham
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Before you pay that not-covered hospital bill:
I want to take a min to spread awareness for the No Surprises Act after noticing a reddit post earlier.
This protection for patients just popped up in the past couple years, and the one major downside is that it's up to the patients to speak up to make use of it, but not everyone knows what it is.
"If you have private health insurance, these new protections ban the most common types of surprise bills. If you’re uninsured or you decide not to use your health insurance for a service, under these protections, you can often get a good faith estimate of the cost of your care up front, before your visit."
Consumer fact sheet
Typically, health insurance companies will help pay for bills from "in-network" providers, AKA their VIP inner circle gang turf. They won't help pay if you get medical care from another gang's henchmen (out of network).
This means that sometimes, a person would go to the hospital, which they knew had been covered by their insurance before, so they expect it's going to be relatively affordable. But they didn't know that multiple medical "gangs" were working in the same hospital. Their anesthesiologist, for example, was from a different gang. That specialist was out of network even though the surgeon and nurses were all in network.
Boom. Big bill for thousands of dollars and their insurance refuses to help pay it.
But now we have this law! The No Surprises Act means that insurance companies need to cover "surprise" expenses (under certain conditions).
If you don't have health insurance, hospitals and clinics need to give you an accurate quote before you get services, then foot the bill if they were too far off the mark.
The Fact Sheet section (UPDATE: this consumer toolkit link is better) of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid services have some wonderful user-friendly resources for you about health insurance and how this act works.
Keep in mind that Medicare and government-run programs always have weird rules for everything, so you might have different (yet similar) protections through those programs.
If you have a medical bill that wasn't covered by insurance and you think it might count as a surprise bill, please check out your rights and consider fighting it instead of letting it become a stressful expense or debt you can't repay.
Go here to start figuring things out for your situation:
Health insurance companies have way, waaaaay too much power over our lives. We need every drop of protection we can get - but it only counts as much as we can understand and use those protections!
#health insurance#medical bills#life tips#personal finance#medical debt#hannimal thoughts#no surprise act#surprise bill
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for the first like 30hrs of playing this game i was like so sure i was going to romance goth crow assassin or emo female sherlock but idk guys the old man is growing on me
#hes so knowledgeable#i hope he has a good life insurance policy#and i like manfred#emmerich volkarin#neve gallus#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dragon age
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Tommy kissing Buck and then strolling off as if nothing happened, meanwhile Buck looks as if his whole world got capsized like the boat in the episode prior 😅 Buck bewildered indeed.
#poor guy would have bought a life insurance for his dead great-grandfather in that moment#also I'm sorry#but Eddie really has not been a good friend to Buck those weeks#911 abc#911 liveblog#911#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#911 s7e4
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#How to Tell if Your Ocean Liner is the Kind That Sinks#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#unreality#please don’t try and sink your ocean liner#it isn’t safe#and we’re not insured#and also you don’t have an ocean liner
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my ACEN tip gimmick has been fulfilled, aaand i got a little carried away with it. I haven't had time to draw for myself (or at all, really??) in like two weeks, i needed to Doodle and Have Fun. ... also, i did not think he would get so many donuts. people understand the value of giving treats to fictional characters :) its what he deserves
also shoutout to snazzyskeletons who had the same Tip Theme i did. we took pictures with our tip jars together. they are adorable v
i'm glad their vash got some donut money too :) 🍩 please check them out if you want some cute trigun stuff
#trigun#trigun 98#art#doodles#trigun fanart#fanart#acen 2024#vash#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#i get paid and vash gets um. tummy hurty i guess. look donuts are like strawberries you gotta eat that shit IMMEDIATELY ok#i love you people who gave vash donut money. i love you people who gave me little trinkets. i especially love you#vash cosplayer with a giant prop gun full of teenie tiny clay donuts. thank you for the donut i put it by my mini vash funko pop#i met so many nice trigun fans. all of you are so NICE ; - ; LOVELY fandom over here. and so many good cosplays#i saw wolfwood. i dont mean i saw a wolfwood cosplayer i mean i Saw Wolfwood It Was Him In Real Life I Swear#i dont think vash ever actually wears his glasses up on his head like that but i think it looks nice so i will keep doing it#he has cool glasses. they should be seen. cool glasses and eyelashes. mwah#i have a somewhat cool wolfwood illustration idea in my head but i just haven't had time to work on it at all#and i want to draw the insurance girls !!!!!! AAAA. MILLY. MILLY I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!! MILLYYYY#GOD i have so much art to work on. they need to invent a days with more hours in it#yeah i'm making steady and good progress through my to do-list but I Need To Get Through It Faster#anyway its 6am i need to schedule this and go to bed already#one more thank you to everyone who stopped by and said hello!!! ACEN was such a blast i hope i get in the AA again next year
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how many times do you think phil lester clumsiest person alive has smacked the back of his head on the bondage bar 😔
#plot twist dan actually wanted it so that phil would accidentally kill himself by banging his head into it and then he gets to collect#phil's life insurance 😔😔😔😔#get rich slow scheme#dan and phil#phan#d&p
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nice 👍
#mxtx svsss#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#scumbag villain#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#flirting 101 😍#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moshang#I hope sqh isn’t allergic to death like most ppl are#bc he’s a dead man frfr#rip shang qinghua ☠️#hope he’s got life insurance#please. he’s just a little guy#he’s so outta pocket but he’s trying his best#less 😭😭😭 and more 😠😠😠 but eh#a sqh flavored popsicle#maybe he’s better at dying than he is at flirting 🤔#hopefully 🤷♀️ maybe?
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